Hanky Panky, makers of the World’s Most Comfortable Thong®, today announced a line of lingerie for animal companions.
Life is Poodieful
Henree Orzeck, founder and CEO of Ball Finder (NYSE: BALL), an ingenious app that helps dogs find lost tennis balls, knows a thing or two about work/life balance. “Running a successful business is hard work,” she says, “but that’s no excuse to forgo the simple pleasures of exercise, a good haircut, and nice clothes.” At 14, Henree is as trim and energetic as a pup, running from one meeting to another at the company’s Silicon Alley headquarters without breaking a sweat. “My clothes work for me, like everything else around here. If my Hanky Panky panties weren’t perfectly comfortable, I’d fire them.”
Cat Always Gets What She Wants
In a surprisingly forthright statement to the press, Hanky Panky President and Creative Director Gale Epstein admitted that it was her cat, Sybil, who finally persuaded the designer to take a risk and go to market with lingerie for pets. “Every night when I came home, Sybil would say the same thing to me,” said Gale. “It was ‘meow, meow, meow’ all the time. Finally, I gave in and said, ‘let’s do this.'”
Hot to Trot
“The ladies, they love me,” says Trigger, a 16-year old palomino Morgan and the self-described “bad boy” of Hawk Rise Farm in Kent, NY. “Spring brings flies as well as pheromones. A flymask that is as handsome as it is comfortable is essential for playtime with the mares.”
Happy All Fool’s Day, ya’ll. Or, as the French would say, poisson d’Avril!